that’s jokes

Thank you, Madison for brightening my day.  Amazing what a third grader can accomplish. 

Madison: Knock, knock.

Me: Who’s there?

Madison: A myth.

Me: A myth who?

Madison: A mosquito bit me.

* * * * * * * * * * *

Madison: Knock, knock.

Me: Who’s there?

Madison: Andy.

Me: Andy who?

Madison: And he bit me again.

* * * * * * * * * * *

Madison: Knock, knock.

Me: Who’s there?

Madison: No one.

Me: No one who?

Madison: …

* * * * * * * * * * *

And my personal favorite "Knock, Knock" joke.  Ever. 

Me: I’m going to tell you a "Knock, Knock" joke.  You start.

Madison: Knock, knock.

Me: Who’s there?

Madison: …

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